Anyone who owns a house, farms, or
raises a garden faces numerous seasonal chores that must be done
when the weather is right.
One task on our list is found on few
others: cleaning out the compost toilet. It's an onerous task because
of the design of our house as much as for the task itself, a flaw we
can blame on no one but ourselves. Most other households with a
year-round compost toilet (c.t.) have a basement, making access to
the heart of the operation much easier. Since we don't have a
basement, one of us must slither down into a pit under the bathroom
floor we dug just big enough to hold the big c.t. “container” and
an anorexic elf. My tall, slender husband assumes that acrobatic task
while I hover above hooking hoses and running “honey buckets” to
the outdoor finishing compost hole.
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Downstairs c.t. |
It's outdoors where, in one last
frenetic orgy, fat worms who've traveled in said buckets gorge
themselves into oblivion, expiring in their own castings (a.k.a.
“poop”). The final result the following year is a rich compost my
flowers and ornamental plants love.
The worms end up serving a much higher
purpose than we larger mortals do. Upon death they are recycled into
soil and nutrients, then are absorbed into flowers and plants. The
seasonal process is repeated ad infinitum. It begs the
question: why don't humans do the same? We are beginning to through
“green burials” - a fascinating topic, but for another blog.
Human waste, once used as fertilizer
(called night soil, and still is used in some places) is treated in
the U.S. as something from which we must be protected. In fact, the
more advanced the culture, the more its human waste is likely to be
managed right out of usefulness. There are, of course, good reasons
for caution – fatal infectious diseases not being the least of
them. As often happens, though, in our attempt to control the nature
that sustains us, we go overboard and squeeze a link in the chain too
tight. We fail to see ourselves as part of the greater cycle.
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Upstairs c.t. |
In fact, the current drought may
encourage more people to consider them. When we built our house and
installed our c.t. about 35 years ago, they were very rare, though
I've heard of at least a couple of others in our community. Today,
you can find them at big box stores or via the internet, from little
ones intended for occasional use in summer cabins to permanent
year-round ones like ours. The better ones are fashioned after the
Clivus Multrum .
Ours was designed and built by a fellow in Cottage Grove and I
remember heads turning in vehicles passing me and seeing people
pointing and mouthing “What's that??” as I brought it home in the
back of our pick-up. It looked like a little tugboat.
An old-fashioned flush toilet can use
anywhere from 5 to 7 gallons of water per flush (gpf). And when the plug doesn't
descend correctly, water can run continuously, especially when no one
is around to hear it. Newer ones,
especially those with EPA WaterSense certification
sip as little
as 1.6 gpf. Some of the newer models I've experienced work well,
especially those where you can choose a lighter or heavier flush, and
others not so much. In fact, it often requires more than one flush to
complete the task. Not very efficient.
Compost toilets are not for everyone.
I knew that even before we installed ours. Guests' reactions range
from carefully avoiding the need to use it (perhaps thinking we race
in as soon as they leave to see what they “did”) to thinking
out-loud how they could include one in their own house.
I used to worry what people would
think of it. Now, I wonder if they worry what I think when pressed to
employ the flush version in their homes.
Yes, the c.t. can be
odoriferous on occasion. A fan solves the problem. A solar-activated
one serves during daylight, otherwise we start it with a manual
switch when needed. Also, we sprinkle peat moss in regularly,
especially when a “flush” would be appropriate.
The greatest smell comes
during the clean-out, naturally. People who wrinkle their noses at the
thought might do well to consider that their own”waste” stinks
too, but they make it disappear by flushing it. Rarely do we give
thought to where it goes from there. A visit to the municipal water
treatment plant would be enlightening.
Toilet compost is supposed
to be safe for use on your vegetable garden, but even I am reluctant
to do so. Besides, we have enough kitchen/garden compost for that.
Instead, the c.t. compost feeds our abundant landscape.
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Some of the flowers and ornamentals that love c.t. compost |
If you've considered
installing one, you have far more information and choices available
than we did way back when and I encourage you to at least read about
them. For years, I had a nagging feeling we were a bit “backward”
having an indoor-outhouse and have heard all the jokes,
thank you. Now, with people more aware of resources and our
environment, it feels like we might have been ahead of our
time. Who knows. At least we can feel good about the bazillion
gallons of water we've not used over three and a half decades.